May 19, 2015

An eighth grader's Yo Mama jokes for Unitarians

JackJack Killilea, Patheos - Presented at the Coming of Age Service at the First Unitarian Church of Providence,May 17, 2015

Yo mama so Unitarian, she feels guilty about her Prius

Yo mama so Unitarian, she buys junk food at Whole Foods

Yo mama so Unitarian, she brings vegan lasagna to a barbecue

Yo mama so Unitarian, she knows how to sing Shalom Haverim. IN ENGLISH

Yo mama so Unitarian, she tells you to take out the compost

Yo mama so Unitarian, you didn’t know that radios could play anything besides NPR until last year

Yo mama so Unitarian, she’s offended that these jokes don’t include “Universalist”

Yo mama so Unitarian, she thinks that Super Bowl Sunday is the Home Coming water communion

Yo mama so Unitarian, every year for your birthday you get a goat…that lives in an African village

Yo mama so Unitarian, even though she doesn’t find these jokes funny, she respects my decision to tell them

Yo mama so Unitarian, she made you switch school 6 times so that you could have 7 principals

Via John Gear

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The last Unitarian of presidential caliber was Adlai. This downstat explains the post-FDR departure from our republican design. Absent Unitarians we would still have a robust market in slave trading.

Unknown said...

A very good sms! The same is for us guys, too. I am enjoying it because of these so romantic. Actually, I am looking for Yo Mama Jokes. Do you have?